So I had the MRI to see if all this fun has worked yesterday.  As I had time to myself under there I came up with some Do’s and Don’t’s for the process which I share with you now.

DO take any rings off before you go under the big magnet. 

DON’T worry too much if you can’t get rings off but if you can’t

DO tell receptionist that your hand got stuck to side of machine with a straight face.  They have a boring job and oh how they’ll laugh when you say “kidding” and wink.  If they don’t well hey you’re very near an A&E Department.

You are given a panic button to press if needed.

DON’T press it and ask to see the wine list.  The technicians don’t like it … apparently *tut*

DON’T think too much about the fact it’s called a “panic” button and you’re…